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quotes[0]='There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. <i>~Anon</i>'

quotes[1]='Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. <i>~Anon</i>'

quotes[2]='A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work. <i>~Anon</i>'

quotes[3]='May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.  <i>~Anon</i>'

quotes[4]='I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent. <i>~Nick Lyons, Bright Rivers</i>'

quotes[5]='There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind. <i>~Washington Irving</i>'

quotes[6]='Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.  <i>~Ernest Hemingway</i>'

quotes[7]='The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. <i>~A.K. Best</i>'

quotes[8]='Don\'t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it. <i>~Anon</i>'

quotes[9]='It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.  <i>~John Steinbeck</i>'

quotes[10]='We ask a simple question And that is all we wish: Are fishermen all liars? Or do only liars fish? <i>~William Sherwood Fox</i>'

quotes[11]='My biggest worry is that my wife (when I\'m dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. <i>~Koos Brandt</i>'

quotes[12]='Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. <i>~Andre Gide</i>'

quotes[13]='Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher\'s salary. <i>~Patrick F. McManus</i>'

quotes[14]='Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. <i>~Anon</i>'

quotes[15]='Give a man a fish, and you\'ll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he\'ll starve to death while praying for a fish. <i>~Anon</i>'

quotes[16]='Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts.  Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all.  This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. <i>~Anon</i>'

quotes[17]='...catching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to f$%king. <i>~William Humphrey</i>'

quotes[18]='Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day.  But teach a man how to fish, and he\'ll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years. <i>~Charles Haas</i>'

quotes[19]='Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. <i>~Paul Schullery</i>'

quotes[20]='There\'s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. <i>~Steven Wright</i>'

quotes[21]='An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won\'t let him do it at home. <i>~Anon</i>'

quotes[22]='Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. <i>~Henry David Thoreau</i>'

quotes[23]='If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there\'d be a shortage of fishing poles. <i>~Doug Larson</i>'

quotes[24]='There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. <i>~Paul O\'Neil</i>'

quotes[25]='The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. <i>~John Buchan</i>'

quotes[26]='There will be days when the fishing is better than one\'s most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse.  Either is a gain over just staying home. <i>~Roderick Haig-Brown</i>'

quotes[27]='I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout. <i>~Paul O\'Neil</i>'

quotes[28]='There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. <i>~Patrick F. McManus</i>'

quotes[29]='People who fish for food, and sport be damned, are called pot-fishermen.  The more expert ones are called crack pot-fishermen.  All other fishermen are called crackpot fishermen.  This is confusing. <i>~Ed Zern</i>'

quotes[30]='Even a fish wouldn\'t get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut. <i>~Anon</i>'

quotes[31]='[T]his planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish. <i>~Leonidas Hubbard, Jr.</i>'


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